thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

thrillboswaggins:

girlwhowasonfire:

shitangiggle:

girlwhowasonfire:

Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone

Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.

In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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garykingoftheworld:

I had to google this.To make the story slightly less interesting, it was a ceramic squirrel.
To make the story even more interesting, it was because he didn’t bring home beer.

garykingoftheworld:

I had to google this.

To make the story slightly less interesting, it was a ceramic squirrel.

To make the story even more interesting, it was because he didn’t bring home beer.

(Source: memewhore)

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fastfoodforthemutants:

did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.
Source

It’s also commonly known as “the best medical condition ever”.  

fastfoodforthemutants:

did-you-kno:

Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast.  The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.

Source

It’s also commonly known as “the best medical condition ever”.  

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marquis-de-sadist:

Stripping rude people and dumping them into water sources is becoming a signature move.

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  • taco bell employee: how are you today?
  • me: crunchwrap supreme

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