taliabobalia:

this absolutely cannot be real

taliabobalia:

this absolutely cannot be real

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taliabobalia:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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contra-indication:

Days off are nice but I have no idea what to do with my life

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andrewquo:

16:20 I’m on military time but I still blaze it

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If you could only sense how important you are to the lives of those you meet; how important you can be to the people you may never even dream of. There is something of yourself that you leave at every meeting with another person.
Mr. Rogers (via lazyyogi)

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the-pietriarchy:

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all

The shit white people will romanticize never ceases to amaze me. 

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imaloneinthiscityy:

eatpussylivehappy:

Girls who give you head massages while you lick their pussy are my favorite

💁


 

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