Petition to ban old men from writing books just because they don’t know how to use an iPhone
Petition to have the youth in this country to actually educate themselves instead of spitting out some bullshit they read on some shitty post on facebook that’s untrue, and continues to spread like wildfire.
In 2012, young adults set the record of completing both high school and college and are on course to become the most educated generation in American history. Maybe you should follow the example of ‘the youth in this country’ and do the same.
Auto-brewery syndrome is a case where your intestinal tract has an abundance of brewers yeast. The result, your intestines turn into an internal brewery and you feel intoxicated after eating bread.
It’s also commonly known as “the best medical condition ever”.
- taco bell employee: how are you today?
- me: crunchwrap supreme